Ok so here's how it went..........

I get to the emergency room and they have me give them a urine sample and change into a gown which had a hole in the boob area. While I'm in the bathroom I notice there is NOWAY it has been cleaned. There was a wrapper from a previous person's pee cup thing, urine on the toilet, a glob of soap on the floor, and nasty(bloody) trash.............

When I walk out there is a lady there for me to sign off on some forms and she asked if they asked me for a urine sample (the cup is in my hand).

She leaves and a nurse comes in. She feels around on my abdomen a little bit and asks if I was asked for a urine sample.......yes...........ok what about blood work have they gotten it...........no...........ok

So another women walks in later............she's there to take my blood........... Some Halloween show was on the tv and she started talking about how she was watching what lies beneath on tv before she came to work..............Then no lie these words came out of her mouth, "I would never have thought that Harrison Ford would turn out to be such a dick or the bad guy.".........wtf...........then as she's taking my blood her phone rings............she tries to answer it..........drops it...........says shit.........(by the way she had to take 4 viles of blood)..........sticks another needle in...........starting calling somebody on her phone...........then realizes the last needle she put in my are about 2 min ago wasn't giving any blood.............then she asked if they asked me for a urine sample

so by now i think they lost my pee

then an older man walks in..........physician's assistant.........he asks a couple of questions..........feels around on my abdomen..........asks if they asked for a urine sample...........leaves

srsly guys do you want me to pee again..........

then a little while later a woman comes to the door w/ a wheelchair..............they want me to have a sonogram done............this chick was a total ding bat.........she's wheeling me down the hallway and asks how far along I am..........i said ummmm i'm not pregnant and she said oh yea i knew that it says on your paper work abdominal pains i guess i'm just so use to pregnant people.........mmmmmmmmk............so then we get into the little sonogram room and she starts asking about the pains........so seeing as how pains is plural i use the word they.........so when i start talking about the pains saying well they started about six months to a year ago but they are getting worse........the idiot says who's they?.............wtf.........that's all i could say.........wtf..........so i got the sonogram done and then she pulls out this thing and i'm thinking there is no way that is going up there........but that's what was gonna happen............definately not a comfortable situation...................i get back to the room and before she leaves she asks if they asked for a urine sample, i almost wanted to say who's they..............

i'm thinking they should get a pee handler around this joint...............

then the actual doctor comes in, was there for a total of 5 min........says basically it's just regular cramps and that i should go to the gyno and be put on birth control or prescrïption pain medication, but everything looked great!..............he prescribed me some pain medicine..............

i'm guessing they found my pee because he said the urine sample and blood work was good...........

then a nurse comes in............the first words out of her mouth are ovarian cyst and then she starts saying something about the pain medication they gave me...........i don't quit remember what she said about the pain medication because i was still focused on the words ovarian cyst..........the doctor didn't say anything about that..........at all............not even a clue.............but it's true I have an ovarian cyst.......eh

Needless to say I'm not to happy with McKinney Medical Center..........